Entries Tagged as 'humor'

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

a funny link

This is a totally lame-o post, but I’m on vacation so it’ll have to do.
Brett somehow found this link, and I thought it was not only funny, but I also really liked the illustrations.
Given our experiences this summer, it seems appropriate to post, even if it is just ultimately an ad for some matchmaking site.
So [...]

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

why is it…

…that when I’m lying in bed at night, trying to go to sleep, I can think of about 7 things I want to blog about, but when I sit down at the computer to type, I can’t think of what I wanted to say?
So annoying!
Oh, yeah — I guess one thing I was going to [...]

Monday, January 7th, 2008

an Herculean task

This weekend, I did something that requires an amazing amount of courage, dexterity, and patience. There’s no small amount risk involved, that’s for sure. And it’s not an easy task to begin with, let alone for someone who is nine months pregnant.
What is it, you ask?
I shaved my legs at nine months pregnant, and lived [...]

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

fun with speakerphone, or, how to embarass the socks off of Kathleen

After my 38 week doctor’s appointment today (for which I waited an hour to see a doctor I’d never met before [my doctor is on vacation] for all of about 7 minutes, in which she told me that I’m still only one centimeter dilated and 75% effaced, and that first babies are often late, but, [...]

Monday, November 5th, 2007

it’s all relative

An exchange between Brett and me this weekend as we were driving to his work in a borrowed red minivan:
[Scene: Brett and Kathleen are stopped at a light somewhere in the U-District.]
Brett: Don’t look too closely at the guy in the car back there [gesturing to the car behind us and to the right]. That [...]

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

husbands: how not to react to your pregnant wife

At the top of the list of things not to say to your pregnant wife as she is putting on her pajamas:
“Heh. You look really funny right now,” followed by uncontrolled laughter.
Next on the list of reactions not to have when your pregnant wife looks hurt and asks you why:
“Well your belly is huge [...]

Friday, May 11th, 2007

sometimes, being a vegetarian sucks

Being a vegetarian has its drawbacks, the major one being that at any group event involving eating, I usually get the shaft.
Weddings and potulcks are generally pretty bad, although I can usually find something to fill me up. Chicken or Beef? Um, no thanks. I’ll just eat this roll here, and maybe that salad over [...]

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

apparently it’s good luck in Japan

Thursday night, Brett and I were waiting to catch the #17 in Ballard. We had just finished dinner (Pho! Yum!) and were heading to SPU to hear one of my favorite college professors give a lecture.
The sun was shining, we were full of Pho, and we were both feeling happy and goofy.
And then, I felt [...]

Friday, December 29th, 2006

That’s a blogging moment –or– I couldn’t make this stuff up –or– Our Christmas with the family

We spent last weekend with our families in Portland, supposedly celebrating the holiday — I guess these days, that means frenetically driving from house to house (three houses on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day), church service to church service (three church services on Christmas Eve), so that each family would be happy and placated. [...]